It’s just like training for a marathon: it’s horrible for months and months and then at the end, for the last 15 minutes, you get to eat some oranges that taste really good.
My parents’ cat Atticus has a blanket that he likes to knead. He’ll just hop up, get on the blanket and start pushing his paws into it. (My mother says he “dances” on it.) Then it’s like he goes into a trance. If you disturb him while he’s dancing, he will shout at you. Also, my mother discovered that if anyone sings “Adeste Fidelis” while he’s doing it, he will get very upset. Cats rule.Cats knead because of a habit they picked up as kittens in order to stimulate their mother’s milk production.
My cat, Mr. Hammers, rarely kneads, except on this one quilt, which I think reminds him of mom.
The more you know, Lauren Hunter.
These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triump die, like fire and powder
Which, as they kiss, consume
OooooohIs that an official X-men logo? Why yes I believe it is…
The swing seat on the lake is blowing my mind.
(via laughterkey)
Did you guys not see the trailer?! Ludacris has to fight a tank!
And people jump out of cars on to other cars!!!
And explosions!
This is incredible.this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER
My favorite alternative to “What would Jesus do?” as a guiding principle is “What would Cookie Monster do?” It works for pretty much all situations:
- If there is a cookie: eat the cookie.
- If there is not a cookie: look for a cookie.
- Occasionally sing.
(via l-ion)
