
“Most days, I put in so little effort in gym that I didn’t sweat at all, so I generally didn’t even have a need to remove my underwear.” (A Bad Idea I’m About To Do, Chris Gethard)
“And what is most singular is that she, this Lolita, my Lolita, has individualized the writer’s ancient lust, so that above and over everything there is—Lolita.” (Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov)
Well, this is just great. Not sure exactly what 2012 has in store for me, but if this is any indication, I know what 2013 has in store: jail time. Same for 2014, 2015, and probably everything until 2032.
“And Mom and Steve were perfectly happy to let both my brother and me have freedoms that would be unimaginable today.” Stories I Only Tell My Friends, Rob Lowe
“Why don’t you lie back?” Paying For It, Chester Brown
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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“When I opened my eyes in the morning, something was different”. WHHHAAAATTT?
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“It’s time to teach the trainer who’s the ring master of this little carnival once and for all.”
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“Though Napoleon feared and dreaded domestic confrontations, he brought himself to tell her one day in 1852 that their...
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“The onlooker who doesn’t know the difficulty of the task might well think in such a case that nothing at all has been...
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Elentari, queen of the stars.
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“Find the divergence of the function.”
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“You are a creator, and there is an easy process to create using the law of attraction.” - Sounds promising xD
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“Craig Calhoun has argued that in the absence of formal organizations well-integrated ‘traditional’ communities are...
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“huff huff. Where is that bastard?” Imadoki volume 3 ……I le giggled a lot XD
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‘Vernon,’ says Gurie, ‘let’s go for a little ride.’ Vernon God Little… Sounds like I’m gonna get raped!
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“In what seemed like no time at all, in what felt like magic, the glass had gone from being semiliquid and abstract to a...
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Unfortunately, the museum people had fastened all the drawers of their furniture so that they couldn’t be opened…
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“Funny,” she said “You weren’t wearing much last night.” LOL
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However serious out stride...tone, however fundamental our rhythms
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(All the nearest books are Dutch, so I’ll take the nearest English book (Reduction of armaments) would be a long step...
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They knew he couldn’t get over the wall. ….I don’t think I’m going to hold my breath on this one.
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“Or maybe he just needed the scissors.” Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic by Alison Bechdel Oh no…
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“The measures of spread IQR and s do not change when we add the same number a to all of the observations because adding...
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“Hey, I have an idea” -Lenny thank you crimes of the heart ?
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Perfect rollout pass to Andy Evans on a down-and-out to well then.
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“I love designing three-dimensional projects or anything that dangles.” …
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“sömnlös lyssnade hon efter hans steg och låtsades att hon var en klocka” “sleepless she listened after his steps and...
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Property crimes (such as vandalism) and drug manufacturing can dramatically impact the value of a home or even a...
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Coburn reclaimed the weapon, then joined the dog in the back of the trailer. (Are you fucking kidding me???)
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My name is Katniss Everdeen. I don’t know what to make of this
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Profiling is the process of creating a contour by removing material with a cutter that has teeth on its periphery....
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Nothing, because I currently have no books near me as I’m at work. Actually, that can pretty accurately describe my...
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next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before...
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“Be all ingratitude requited.” It’s Poe. I knew it wouldn’t be good.
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We may distinguish six kinds of terrain… OHOHOHOHO
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“My life’s at stake, here.” Well. I prettymuch don’t have sex outside of work, so yeah.
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What are the precise attributes of the Reichstag ? [God, how exciting does that sound … >.>]
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When ambition and desire for a shit-hot career drive the artist to acts of social good, who cares that the motivations...
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To understand the implications of this, we must first understand the Doppler effect. Getting massively red-shifted here.
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